Something for the Readers

Have you ever sat and thought to yourself, "I love reading Duncan's work so much, I just wish there was a way I could do more." Who hasn't, right?

Well, we have good news for you. It turns out that Duncan has convinced himself that he should go off and study for a PhD in Cultural Anthropology so that one day he can sit in a classroom in some university somewhere and continue spreading his message of nonsense and cross-cultural communication to generations to come. It turns out that to get there, he's going to have to spend a little time filling in applications that ask for things like writing samples and whatall.

And he's going to need your help. If you're really motivated, and can type at least eighty words per minute (send references and writing samples, please), you could do this for him. If you're only moderately interested, or don't have the necessary skills to contribute in more constructive ways, there's still work to be done. Fortunately, he's already written massive amounts of world-changing literature, and all you need to do is pick the one that's affected you the most.

So, what are you waiting for? Get up and reread every post here, and when you're done, vote for your favorite in the handy poll aplet available on the main page. If you feel like recommending something not on the list, I'd really rather that you keep it to yourself, but if you insist, I guess you can post a comment, or use your imaginations.

Thank you.

- The Management